Okay, I have these rules that I live by.... I don't tell them to anybody....
In fact, that's one of the rules, not to tell anyone...
But I figure, seeing as nobody really looks at my blog, I'll tell you guys...

Everyday (or as often as possible) I will tell you a rule.
1 rule to my basic existence.

That's being a bit dramatic, but.... It's true.
Now, there are always exceptions to my rules, but they are strict exceptions. They may seem as if they totally abolish the rule, but trust me, they don't.

Sooo... the first rule I give to you is....

No Lying.*


*Exceptions are: if it gets you out of trouble, makes you interesting, makes more sense than reality does, becomes truthful after being said.